The dreaded D word

The funny thing about watching what you eat is it means you think about food all the time. Except it’s not funny at all. It’s miserable. I’ve never been one to diet and I don’t weigh myself. Ever. I think it makes you paranoid. I’ve done it a couple of times, for a laugh, like…

Saddle sore

There is something particularly insidious about horsewomen. Thin lipped, flat bottomed, bow legged, hatchet faced: I’ve never met one I liked. There is increasingly a school of thought that women who identify more with animals than human are spectrummy, so perhaps I should be more understanding, but having been at the sharp end of their…